美國加州聖地亞哥一戶人家遭闖空門，屋主飼養的四歲金毛尋回犬Nash竟無半聲吠叫，反而叼來玩具靜候賊人陪它玩；片段在網上廣傳，這頭看門狗被網民笑封全球最差。
據英國《地鐵報》（Metro）9月18日報道，屋主Dante Rowley的閉路電視拍下離奇一幕：一名男子跳過圍欄、架梯攀窗入屋，脫去衣鞋、吃光數盒乳酪，更在留給狗只的毛氈上呼呼大睡。
羅利正準備登機便收到警報，隨即上載片段並配上美國實況節目《Cops》主題曲。畫面所見，賊人神色慌張，Nash卻搖尾奉上玩具。
網民看後大讚這一幕既驚險又窩心，有人笑言狗兒把最心愛玩具奉上，盼賊人收禮速速離去。就連聖地亞哥警局出動多名武裝警員進入屋內時，Nash也熱情回應迎接，再次叼來玩具逐一討摸；有網民笑指有警員拔槍前先俯身撫摸它。
該名賊人最終被無人機趕出屋外，攀窗逃離時遭守候的聖地亞哥警員拘捕。事主說賊可走了大運，遇上把它當摯友的Nash，而非視之為敵的惡犬。
Dante Rowley and Stephanie Calderon were about to board a flight when they received a Ring camera alert about an apparent break-in at their San Diego home. Their Golden Retriever, Nash, was home alone and security footage shows how he responded to the unexpected visitor. https://t.co/j8aVfWoFwC
— 41NBC / WMGT-DT (@41NBC) September 18, 2026