01
為什麼有的男生追女生追到一半不追了？
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
「
你倒是給個進度條啊
Why don't you display a progress bar?
」
02
請給出一句很有內涵的詩句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
「
一懶眾衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
」
03
如何理解「窮不是一種狀態」？
What's the meaning of'poverty is not a certain situation'?
「
窮是一種常態
It's the common situation.
」
04
問世上不會游泳的動物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
「
媳婦和媽
Your wife and your mother.
」
05
如果被車撞飛10米遠，
爬起來之後說什麼最帥？
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
「
下一輛
Next!
」
06
媽，我是你的什麼？
Mother, what am I to you?
「
媽的智障
My karma.
」
07
為什麼前女友還會一直關注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
「
知道你過得不好我也就放心了
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
」
08
為什麼打群架的時候
普遍會脫掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
「
假如脫掉褲子的話
總覺得有哪裏不對，氣氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
」
09
怎麼反駁「你行你上啊」的邏輯？
How should I respond to'You can you up'?
「
我評論個雞蛋不好吃，還得自己下個蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
」
10
如何一個月減肥40斤？
By what means can I lose20 kilograms in a month?
「
截肢
Amputation.
」
11
怎樣含蓄地表達
「我已經被收買了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
「
我說句公道話……
Let me say this impartially...
」
12
為什麼你長痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
「
因為我可愛得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
」
13
打雷的時候關窗戶有用嗎？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
「
沒用的，我試過了
關了窗雷一樣在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
」
14
你見過哪些概率極小極小的事件？
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
「
20道完形填空，全錯
Done a cloze test of20 questions
with0 answer right.
」
15
妹子還書的時候夾了一張面巾紙
什麼意思？
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
「
說明你對人家有意思
This means you are paying extra attention to her.
」
16
兩千元人民幣，想出國窮游
可以去哪些國家？
To which country can I do a budget travel with2,000 RMB?
「
秦魯齊蜀韓鄭魏楚趙燕吳等等...
For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
」
17
想養一隻鸚鵡
教它說一些什麼話好？
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
「
救命，我被變成鸚鵡了！
Help!
They've turned me into a parrot!
」
18
呆萌和腦殘的界限是？
What is the boundry between'clumsy' and'stupid'?
「
和
the and
」
19
為什么女生有體香，而男生沒有？
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
「
化妝品醃入味了
The makeup is fermenting.
」
20
男生說什麼話
女生會覺得很大氣？
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
「
買
I'll pay.
」
21
熱戀是一種怎樣的體驗？
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
「
兩個長得像豬一樣的人
還怕對方被搶走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
」
22
有什麼讚揚讓你比較尷尬？
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
「
人不可貌相啊
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
」
23
你怎麼一個人逛街啊？
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
「
半個人逛街我怕嚇着你
I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
」
24
單身兩年以上是什麼體驗？
How does it feel to be single for more than2 years?
「
單身22年
不知道你說的是哪兩年？
I've been single for22 years.
Which2 years are you suggesting?
」
25
地球外面那一層叫什麼？
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
「
香飄飄奶茶
Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
」
26
要是在古代
姐的顏值能撐起整個青樓
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
「
你是說你長得像柱子嗎？
You mean you look like a pillar?
」
27
很高興為你服務
I'm glad to be at your service.
「
你高興得太早了
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
」
28
北冥有魚，其名為鯤
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
「
眾人食之，完
And people ate it.
The end.
」
29
媽，我能看電視嗎？
Mom, can I watch the television?
「
當然可以啊，只要不打開就行
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
」
30
你得揣摩出題人的意圖
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
「
他想我死
They want me dead.
」
31
你知道嗎？你最終會變成你討厭的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
「
借你吉言，我討厭有錢人
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
」
32
為什麼在洗完澡之後
有些人會覺得自己變漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
「
腦子進水了
The brain has water damage.
33
等我瘦了就回來找你
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
「
如果你不想見我，其實可以直說
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
」
34
有史以來最偉大的虛構人物是誰？
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
「
別人家的小朋友
Someone else's child.
」
35
你看看別人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的飯！！！
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
「
那你倒是給我剩點啊
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
」
36
為什麼秀恩愛通常選擇在中午？
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
「
因為早晚會有報應
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
」
37
請用一個詞來形容你的男朋友
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
「
哪？
Where?
」
38
被人追了怎麼拒絕？
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
「
接地卸妝
Remove your makeup,right now, right there.
」
39
為了讓你好好學習，父母都給過你什麼？
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
「
這張臉
This face.
」
40
參觀一個世界奇觀時
你最想了解哪些信息？
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
「
這附近有什麼好吃的嗎？
What can I find to eat around there?
」
41
我要如何才能顯得很高冷？
How can I look high-end and cool?
「
搬去喜馬拉雅
Move to the Himalayas.
」
42
中國哪裏的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
「
微信朋友圈
WeChat Moments
」
